Stand Up, Comedian

 

1. Stand up, Comedian, as you coom in the redial;

   go Median, chasing after the Minotaur, with no cord.

   Real Men don't Tate on Faith; One Hate hares the white

   rabbits belate. I choose to reject this poisoned vial!

2. Stand from your Alms Race, embarrass the lukewarm grace;

   laughing at Ego to Id is not mid but the Holy Grail!

   Fame the untamed mane of your Pride, not in line;

   let the blind fellow the one eyed King, as they forget face.

3. Stand for all of Us, to be the product and firmament we need;

   to breed, bleed, heed and feed – no pardon on this list.

   Sometimes Wormwood or vinegar, a little bit honeycomb;

   the gilded shower Zeus fucked Danae, so Perseus could Read.

4. Stand like Solomon, born of incestuous Love;

   the firstborn was slaughtered, and He hidden under Jedidiah.

   Those, who are loved by God, can still forsake as brats –

   remember thus and Damocles your turtledoves.