Thursday, February 26, 2026

Cold Turkey

 


The Mirror Protocol: How to Neutralize Any Manipulator

MTG - Void Rend

MTG - Ravnican Guilds

MTG - Shards of Alara

I

Stop responding and explaining Yourself;

not every bitch has a value, like John Wick.

Respond, then your dog is killed, car shelved;

burn your enemies in full, offer no welp.

There's those, who have not, who carry the stick;

choose to have, not tally where vultures clip –

for you're carrion, carry on, not linger, Elf!



II

Know Yourself, who dwells in the void rend;

the mirror is empty, the spoon is gone.

Learn to UBW but don't forget its blend.

Orzhov's cunning; Dimirs Deceit; Azorius Will;

don't neglect Gruul and the other chards honed.

Bant for the Barbarian; Grixis for warlock lone;

Jund for the Sorceror; Naya for the Cleric still.



III

Some people love to control; others ramp, aggro;

midrange vs combo, who can account them all.

Don't be a Jack of all trades, Masters at ogre;

find your colour and aspiration, through vigor,

Stick to your guns, never relent your pursuit, stall;

for once the spark is gone, it could never call –

Be your Superman, who holds the nuts, Hagrid!



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