I Am the Sword — Epic Fantasy Battle Song
White Ships Sale – See “Prohvet Maltsvet” a false prophet who promised that a white ship, much like the Teleri in Tolkiens lore would come and save the Estonians from the Soviet Union and Mother Russia, giving all faithful Green Cards to Live in America. All those who believed lost all their fame and fortune.
Stop Hormones like Lasnamäe – see “Peatage Lasnamäe” song Alo Mattiisen - Peatage Lasnamäe
Kelp – a large brown seaweed, with a long tough stalk, and broad frond divided into strips. Kombu in Japan, unique umami flavour, main dashi in Japanese cuisine.
I
Then Naši wanton to rouse my speech;
many left-turners Tina Best, to Rue Right.
R&R to make the workers seep and screech.
To make the Chocolate taste like soap siege;
when galvanic elementals smother the upright!
Nazi – not seen in the friction, Communist kite;
to bring back the scholars, who blushed, my Liege!
II
Holy, Holy, Holy, is Lord God All-Mighty –
El Shaddai, His Christ in Holy Spirit, fall down and pray!
I shall work with the demons and succubi, Rightwing;
whoever can wield the Sermon of the Mount over all Bling!
To aid the orphan and widow, to amend the Harlot 'Kay;
the Otaku, Gamer, Transkid, abandoned in the White ships sale!
Behold, Jesus Loves Thee – come to the Holy Supper and Sing!
III
Where shall be your Mother, your Father and Brother;
Sister, Niece and Uncle, Aunt, who do the Lords bidding!
Let yourself be served by the Handmaid, gather –
King-snake devours all magic from Egypt, Philistine heir;
like the last of the Mohicans until those, who are kidding
with Ariel and Uzza, be smothered to do their fidling!
Righteous do more, Wicked more Wickedness under-clover...
IV
Nazi-Not Seen, seethe the Tesseract, breed.
I shall make the skinheads great again;
Hells Angels roam, Biker Mice from Mars rad!
Vaši glasnost wawsa sawqaw precept tad;
upon another precept, rules rue the crude slain.
Until all cups filled with vodka/Martini for Bane;
Stop the Hormones like Lasnamäe, no Need for Speed!
V
Take back Families and Marriage, Left remember Yourself;
Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Thomas Sowell!
Establishment not your Friends, your allies not in wealth;
choose AA, the Community Centers, Halleluyah, kelp!
Make up not break up, put up or shut the fuck – quell
all peaceful protests and futile demonstrations shocked shells.
Like kappa playing TMNT – its time to come Mental Health!
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