Elephant in the Broom

 

I

We don't fight you, just the Elephant;

oh no, there's one inside your broom!

Now it needs to go, just make a stand –

where must be cohesion in protecting brands!

Let us pick and choose, what is where to groom;

let the parents go for parties, as we offer spoons.

We're hashtag concerned about the violence you shant!

II

Just give us your doxx and let us sell you Premium;

your data is safe with us, trust the system and socker-mom!

How long, til having your credit card under the pun

will make you invalid to receive services Frame-Yumm!

Its all legal, but some people got disturbed, go home –

what's stopping a dishonest to SWAT your breadcrumbs;

so you wont be able to enjoy your fun, unless jump the gun.

III

Right opinions and protestors get excused, while Bible

still scandalous on streets; schools and public libraries.

Lets talk about rights, offer thunderous applause, feeble

attempts to usher in the Mark of the Beast and save Cable!

Most people will opt else and choose crypto over rabies –

to be lumped together with pdf by VISA/Mastercard cronies.

Real Predators support this message, when all is banned unstable.

IV

Soon we have legal criminals, just as in Arhipelag Gulag;

when emancipated pedos toe the line, what can be heard, said.

Just pay your fee and shut up, how we shag –

Neo Feodalism for the masses to firesale Prague.

Who cares about Remarque; Rimmault Russeau maids;

when you can download nuveau esprit du je ne rien:

Zaheer had other things to do to wrap a burka on the stag!

V

May the Ortho-doxxers be with you and your parish;

sign up with us, and we shall remove the astonish.

No more lewds nor Amish, just vanilla with hoarse radish;

Saru mo ki kara ochiru, but the ears there concealed carry!

Who would unlock London, when the key was sealed with a kiss;

nobody pulls swords from stones, nor words worth but hiss!

If there was no elephant in the broom, we could care this.