Chibi La Vida Loca

 

I

Oh sigh here we go, Chibi La Vida Loca;

haters gonna hate, Otaku the new Hadouken.

Then you're sentenced a Jew and Nazi mocker;

know the establishment sweating bullets Cocker!

Rejoice, Chibi, you're like Übermensch-Ukon;

bring out your inner Sakon, to Akkad the Shardon!

Keep up your good work, and faith, Otaku the wokers.

II

Then Ecchi anime and manga seen as child porn;

take them to church and make the school go oust.

Be the Martin Luther of Otaku's, smite your Thorn;

Korn, Iron Maiden nor Manowar can't touch scorn.

Be the Zephiroth, make doubters witness Jenova burst;

then Karens prey on Shinra, angel with a thirst

for Justice and Virtue, make the Pixels Hollow adorn...

III

Chibi La Vida Loca, be the Cojones of Newgrounds;

the Steppenwolf of Kongregate, take flight!

Now you are the dark shadowy edgelord hound;

like Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha, rejoice, silence the loud!

Susanoo and Amaterasu to Akatsuki no Hidetsugu rite;

blessed are those, who stand their ground amid white knights;

who try to Jaime Lannister on Amber Heard mounds!