I
Great of you to drop in, I just drip
on the painting in the Wall. Host
some flies in the toupe, get a grip.
The Griffin was laced n Chanel, hip –
Slytherin was Dior, Ravenclaw lost
the bett to Hufflepuff and punched post
scriptum notes on a scrotum pout' lip.
II
Glory to the snitch, who got caught
in a broomlocker, kissing with Creature.
Rita Skeeter ran an op. ed. About wrought
consequences, if you didn't exhume the naught
Dumbledore and strip him of a feature
called the Elderwand – but Riddle sepultured
to be the fastest lord in Hogwarts.
III
Gores where handed out, as Hufflepuff had to give;
somebody had to disavow the missing think.
The House elves ate Peeves and pet a live
dementor, who was captured in a muggle liver.
Who would have known, it would be fried sink;
sooner, you could sit down for a blink
and have some tea with Trelawney and Smithers.
IV
Gorgeous plots deserve one Gay like Paris a Masse –
Umbridge had second thoughts and hired the Centaurs
to take up camp in Springfield, Flanders passed
on with glee, having finally seen Armageddon gross
but not yet too candid, to be put on 60 minutes sour.
A Trans was harder to track down, than Minotaur
playing MTG with Frank Underhill for POTUS posh.
V
Giants there leading the Angels by a Green Mile;
the ball was at 313 and Oncle Stan cracked
under the pressure, being too white. He should have signed
a deal with Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, to find
the Wakanda Forever and join the Black Panthers lack!
There's no better transition story, than back
flipping for no Emmy and dead naming own lullabies!
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