Emulating

An Emu was late to her funeral; growing up in Finland,

loving Windows – her love letters brought always copyright claims.

She was so late, that the offspring, she hatched, had been dead

for three generations – sent a search-party from Heaven to Earth,

to locate her lost soul... It appears, that Emu stumbled

into a book-store and started to ponder, what was first:

“The Emu or the Egg” Nobody would answer her.

Since she had such a long-line, she didn't notice being already dead.

I guess J.K. Rowling was emulating that, then she derived the History class teacher.

But let's not talk about that, I wanted to talk about the copyright claim.

Rakdos – “They put Fun into Funeral!” are they sure, they there first?

I thought, it was Jesus Christ. Nothing says more fun, than appearing to your disciples three days later, after being Crucified! Anyway, the Emu was

discussing it with her lawyer, both keeping their heads under the sand,

to avoid eavesdropping. They came up with this slogan, to do their thing:

“Emulator, Ally Cater; After while USB Flash drive” For some reason,

model T-101 came around one day laying in his copyright claim.

Not to mention the Haley-Comet, What was wrong with these people?

All the Emu ever wanted to be, was an asshole, to deliver on your bullshit to Heaven

and back again. IMDb and Robert Zemeckis didn't like that one.

If some Christians are offended by that, please take notice,

that I only lack the tale to be a viper – furthermore,

if you would write my name like this K.Raist, because

not all support the “ä” sound. If you do that, you know by now

being against me, is Anti-Christ!!