He-Man

He's just a little He-Man to up the game;
one up to lifegain -- just rip it off the boots.
Like the fastest gunslinger on aids,
impersonating gender-uniforms for  a G.I Jane date...


She said: "Suck my Dick!" and it just punched Him;
sucker for verbal abuse, He just fell for it -- it licked the brains!
Punching the clock 7 to be 11 and I phone at home;
somebody stole His SIMS data and hacked with it Runescape.


It was Halloween and little He-man wanted to meat up
with Big Mama, who was a teacher at some self-help school.
Being under-aged sucks sometimes, and not in the right way;
to wait in line for that many years seemed like a sentence...


So the shy He-man gifted Big Mama an Apple, and blushed.
One day He gonna man up and ask her out -- but detention came sooner.
That's then it hit him... If He-Man could be Joker, all the time in the world --
He-Man would be together with Big Mama to study Math, that added up well.


When came the day, then Big Mama was transfered to a new school
and He-Man was no Joker anymore, but no-mans land, who nobody wants.
Heartbroken he called himself Steven Bartholomew MacAvry or just SBM.
Sometimes it felt like S&M, when He graduated Cum Laude and gave His speech.


Crucified, by His own desires, what never came to pass -- too young/early --
a successful career had to give!! Combing the lolly around His tooth for pretence.
He never liked the taste, but it looked edgy with His haircut and brittish accent;
He-Man wanted Big Mama but got a Life instead, Isn't the ignorance amusing...