How to create balanced creatures for MTG what are fun to play against?
On the nature of MTG cards and colour attributes.
Happy Annual Homophobia day (May 17th)
The alchemy of Writing as a Christian author
Crypto Nation and the Establishment of Kr-Thule
Anxiety and Transmission of Self
Godspeed and what it really means to be a Christian
Why Pride becomes before the Fall.
Enforced Positivism and Humanism and why it is a bad thing
What it means to be Racist or measure Racism?
Freedom is reflected upon others not taken for granted
How to Meditate on the Sermon of the Mount
The SJW and Communism question
This essay is about the Dungeon Mechanic which I suggested. Unfortunately I couldn't find the post, I was ranting about it, how perfect lands would look like, which you can move around and when you tag seven together, you can win the game, when you go through the maze and your opponent could intercept it with his maze card, but that was not how the dungeon mechanic came to pass.
Anyway, when I discovered Magic the Gathering, the 8th starter deck came out, with that cool elf, with Branchwood Armor. And I fell in love with the Kamigawa Block (Champions; Bertrayers; Saviours) in it Toshiro Umezawa along with the Moon spirit steal the female attribute of the God, thus starting the Kami War, that attribute is merged together with the daugther of Konda, the emperor of the Samurai. Later the story ends, then the cucked God is killed by Toshiro Umezawa and female space Jesus, (Konda+Gods Female attribute) It wasn't perfect and I could see the wokeness a thousand miles afar, but because I was struggling with my faith and personal life, it was great escapism, because the Community was wholesome back then. I never felt so bad, like in Sunday School, there I was too old and smart, and nobody could hold my water in Bible studies. The 8th Starter is so good, because it had basic spells like Volcanic Hammer and Lava Axe. Too bad Mark Rosewater nor Hasbro never came to the idea to create an effect you can “spellbind” such basic Sorceries as enchantment to a creature, so the effect would trigger on tapping that creature. Instead of creating a new creature, which cost only 2 mana and can do all that and btw, it has shrowd and hexproof so don't bother interacting with it. Why can't Magic the Gathering be fun and fair, there they respect interaction? Its not fun, then I play something, and nobody can do something to prevent that from hitting the board and winning the game with me? The Power Creep has devoured the game like fungal aliens in Ben-10 and I'm freshly out of remedy to treat athlete's foot! Agency is the core reason, why people come to play this game, that they can come to the board with their built deck and strategy, and share its work and effort with others, and not have Mommy and Daddy intervene with their 2 pounds a dollar and half a cent or the government; church; party. Nobody wants to hold the hands of some rich liberal twats who can spend thousands of dollars on cartboard rectangles but can't respect the game nor win a single one, unless Mark Rosewater and Hasbro sucks their dicks. Its to the point I liken it to paedophilia, for creating a game environment, there people abstain from the consequences of their actions. What if those poor children grow up and start thinking, the government or some Party or Corporation should always handheld them, so they could do they everyday chores. But I digress, I was to talk about, what made Magic the Gathering so loveable. It allowed me for the first time use something, like the Maps of Meaning by Dr. Jordan Peterson! I really love that guy, great parenting figure. People should listen to him more, along with Elon Musk and Donald Trump. They don't have to be full-blown Christian, to deserve my love, as long they keep doing their thing and Jesus keeps smiling at them, all is good in Bah Sing Se... Being a yandere/kamidere (God Complex) brat who sometimes is Kuudere (Kuu meaning Moon in Estonian, which is fun trivia) or Tsundere, then I wanna troll people. Its not easy for me to trust people, I got so many issues and this game helped me escape from them, and just be an ordinary dude fgetting psyched about Trading Cards. Its not too hard to comprehend. I don't care that Hasbro wants to make money, but could he do it, in a way, I can have my escapism as well, pretty please? Or I can fuck you better and become your competition. I'm sure Elon would love to take up shop with his own TCG and host it on X to pay for it, as an additional feature. I would love to give Him priority for not having money to pay for the subscription. If you get a certain ELO in this new TCG/Chess variant, you would get a free subscription for a month making people see worth in honing their skills and not just buy another booster or net deck strategy. The ELO should be calculated based on your games played; how many you won; lost; drawn while giving a difficulty ratio to the game, of how easy r hard it was to deliver. With our current day technology the geeks can figure it out, for Math is not my friend. I like Philosophy; Religion and Poetry. It gives me safety, that my God is also Yandere and obsesses about His disciples. The reason, I couldn't become neither; Hindu; Buddhist nor Taost, because they don't do that. They don't take such priority over their followers life; heart and soul, you're required to be immersed by the Holy Spirit, in order to be a proper Christian. If Jesus Christ, didn't came to me like Azula to Ty Lee, she recruited from a circus to capture the Avatar for the Fire-nation I wouldn't have known, how to Love Him. It was so Nietzsche's Superman and Heavy Metal; Stem Punk and Blues, that I couldn't help it. My aura had never been so pink, but Jesus called louder than other voices in my life, and made the other dogs bow and sit down in front of Him, while He stared me down like a menacing Lion Dog from some Shinto Shrine. No move I made could defeat His arguments, which there exhaustive and on point. Its like I was created for that experience and event, to get on my journey. The same was my Love to the Magic the Gathering community and the Game. For I could be myself and do my thing, and nobody fucking cared. I wish I could have that experience back, there I don't have to fear my shadows and be myself along with people of like minds. What is your Magic the Gathering Experience?
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