Happy Annual Homophobia day (May 17th)

 Today's the day then Christians and the LGBT community have their E.T. day, or who has closer encounters of the third kind about the other faction. Could people, who are born at July 4th (American Independence day) tell me about it -- or some other really important date, how nice it really is, to be the walking talking bulletin board, who needs to behave -- because, its that day of the year again :S :$

Could people actually tell me about their day, so I wouldn't feel so shitty about being at work on my birthday. I took an extra sweet candy box with me, to find out, that if people don't have hypoglychemia, they don't actually eat sweets, when being doctors. Give me a fucking break, now what I gonna do with them. Good thing the janitors and lower staff still like candy. 

All bitching and moaning allowed on this day, the more morbid, the more Estonian it would be. So hit me with your worsed shot. I will put an one hour chant to invoke my darker self to chill. Its really calming and refreshing. Hearing the blood wails would do also the trick, but I couldn't find the youtube vid for it. 

Here's also a poem, to get into the mood.

I promised to undergo, hitherto on the origins of translucent gaslights, 

when a bysiclist swore: "I am not afraid to drive through a graveyard in the night."

His wheel got stuck, because a branch didn't let him get to nor through ---

you can't believe, how fast that sucker could Duke-speedrun and climb up the hills!

The nightwatch was perplexed, having found such an expencive bycicle on her premise.

Then that man finally reached the church, he swore one hand on the bible, while reeking 

of Jack Daniels, how at the very least 2 arch-demons and 3 succubi there trying to molest his soul.

The congregational choir was quite impressed and gave him the purple heart, for valiant conduct

on the fields of battle, against the Forces of Darkness. The nightguard still thanks the Lord, for her free

bycicle. By the way, she was actually a Satanist of the dark Venus grotto, but who's that oddly specific.

That same baptist, who lost his bike to the devil, and who's son flunked at the calculus exam, because the Gay stud in the classroom was smiling at him the wrong way, and he couldn't focus. Also the hellhounds ate his homework, and his girlfriend got pregnant from the Holy Spirit, out of shame having to admit how much of a quick shot and good marksman he was. He couldn't but reach it out of his pants, while the poor gal was lying on the Popes approved position, Already the fountain of Life spraypainted the G-Spot and nocked her out cold with a dazed look on her face. 

The church is still holding the line and selling tickets, as her apron is warding off evil spirits. Dad, hasn't be seen outside of the pub, drinking Guinness and swearing to kill this son of a bitch, and the mom Cried the Niagara falls, while smoking like Chernobõl. 

The Northern Lights district had a BDSM audition, who could cosplay "Pains reward" best, while praying on the Wizards of the Coast to allow White Knights back to Deus Vult in Magic the Gathering. They swore, that this time they will smite the orc infants onto the rocks only on Fryday and rape their women on Thursday due to Primenoctis. All white knights love a good Orcish Amazon pussy. They are so ripped with their 8-packs and thighs, which could break a Wolkswagen beatle in two, if they there just a wee bit bigger. Some more eager zealoths there willing to wear the leash and swear the oath of allegiance. The Berserker Axethrower Clan vowed to got axe for all of those, who dared to get too close to their territory and waifus.