Songoku goes to West

 Monkey King wanted to go West, but the Pet Shop boys there like:

"Nah, you're not Gay enough, fam!" Monkey King called Zarathustra.

"Hey, Jude! I can't go West! I'm not Gay enough... Can you help a brother out?"

Zarathustra: "You wanna go West? Please, have some Gay Science and off you go, sweetheart!"

Monkey King went to West and had a Kamehameha battle with trap-artists, 

who claimed in their Magic the Karening, that Songoku is a monkey, not Quee(R)n!

But Orochimaru ate all their jutsu U turning Crimson rivers Tony Hawk couldn't 1040.

I doxed myself and I liked it, cancelling all breadtubers and short-circuits.

Monkey King just wanted to ride his bycicle and have a Bohemian Rhapsody in Blues Brothers.

The Academia of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences surmised: "This arrow wont fly, but stands still!!"

Monkey King tagged Khan Demutšin (Tšingis-Khan) Rasputin and Zenon, got the stillborn 

motion with Alfred Hitched Cock to take a hike for the Hillbillies and drink Beetlejuice. 

Burn Loot Murder had to stand its ground, razing the neighbourhood down -- Monkey King couldn't

be bothered by it, hitting the road -- Jack the Ripper called Freddy Krueger -- while He-Man passed on over the river Jordan, to summon thrice for the real Lydia Deets to show up so he could propose. 

The Monkey King promised to fuck her better, than any Poltergeist ever could. 

The Pig-cop from Duke Nukem, holstering his shotgun privilege, promised to protect and serve; 

Sandy Witch was channeling her waterbent Asatru wards, while floating around time and space.

Putting the watermark on Monkey King, to bounce around and trounce on his enemies, like Minato sensei. The Shinigami approved this journey, because the gods there bored and fed up with the same old flicks. Quan Chi of Mortal Combat tore the leg off some Zuckenberg groupie and used it as a mace/ battering ram, to hew throw the zounds of NPC blocking the road and burning down the bridge. 

My abridged Sermons of the Mounted ConTrolls by the Orcish Amazon Berserkers  had an Arian L-mass to turn down the Pope, I just return the other cheeky devil unto thou...

Do you wanna assume moral bankruptcy or complain to Lord Jesus, of me being made in Real-Bad? Dragonballs deep into the glassceiling, I broke the other day, as I went Mach 8. Could you put it on my tab? Lord Jesus Christ promised to nail it on His Cross and pay some day after Ragnarok has comme(R+N)ced. Thor and Loki promised to bring their Vikings led by Ragnar Lofbrok to honour this worthy ConQuest of Monkey King going to West, while the others run to the East, like the 4 horsemen powered cars of Carmageddon are after them!!