Then converting to Christendom

 I always have noticed this predicament. Then people become Chrsitians, its like, their brains stay at home. Its like in the zen masters ploy, lord Jesus invites them to follow up and have his cup of coffee and people are like. "Oh cool! lord Jesus is inviting me!!" *splurt* Throws away the content of his cup, he previously had, condescending on its past and ancestors. And lord Jesus has a surprised picachu face on it, shaking his head. Did people forget, how to fucking Drink their cups, before they accept the seconds?? Didn't they mama tell them at home: 

1. First you drink your cup!

2. Second you wash your cup!

3. Third you offer your cup in good faith!

4. Fourth you receive with loving-kindness and joy!

5. Fifth you enjoy your cup!

6. Sixth you wash your cup!

7. Seventh you ponder, what you liked in the former and the latter!

8. Then you wager, if you finally walk with God! Otherwise the seconds and walk-backs will ruin your show and give you a lot of rabies. If Christendom makes you act like a drunkard sailor on steroids, then perhaps its not for you. It should make you get your shit together, not make the Bullshit hit the Superfan!

Why do I have to still see those bullies, who are proud to be Christian, that lord Jesus Christ had them, and then they go around, to deny people to walk with God or without, because they know betters. People would listen more, if those Karens would sort their own shit out, before lecturing others, how to sort your shit out. Also I don't like the fact, that there are so many Cathedrals; Symposions and other institutional bloat, but no actual Christians to fill up those Galleons floating on the Life's Streams. 

Id rather see homeless shelters; soupe-kitchens; street act gangs etc. what do the thing, not lecture the thing, how others should do it. I wish I could find mine to go door-to-door and street-by-street. My church is like the silent majority -- they never go with me, then I have such a motion... :(( They are too Achademical to have the Performance, allowing people to opt themselves, if they want stuff or not. Like people would come to their Ivory Tower far far away, through the Thorny Rosebushes and past the angry Dragons to Finally Heave-Ho up with Rapuntzels hair!! To maybe find something meaningful for their lives there, and not the old man behind the curtain doing ominous sounds with deus ex machina... Why should be people forced into it. Imagine if milk was sold, like Christianity is preached.

"This milk is the Holy Thing" "If you get bathed in the Supreme Creme, you get born again!" "Buy our Butter Milk, infidel, or we gonna Deus Vult on you and make you feel the Shame!!" Who wouldn't wanna buy such Milk X^D UWU and not run away gackling and screeching about a lunatic being after them with a hatchet or something. "Here's Johnny!" in the Shining style. Would you come out in good faith, and listen? Yeah, I think not. 

I think all ways go to Rome, but you have to find Your Way. Listening to so many conversion stories, whether Shaman or Buddhist or Muslim etc. I have learned so much from them, that other religions got stuff too and are worthy of respect and admiration.  I will have my way with lord Jesus Christ, what is Yours! May this Monday be eventful and lead into your success-story.