Ms. Informed

 The Ms. Information awards are attending; they are so stunning, behaved and trending;

Hiveminds foment seethingly: "Somebody uttered some thoughts!! -- Information?" 

I missed the spot, as I drank my coffee, I thought, it was joking Ms. Informed -- in what nation.

The contesters there Mata Hari; Belle Starr; Anne Bonny; Mary Surratt some there pending.

Reading the New York Times and 60 minutes as undisputed truth, one hoof on the Bible;

who dares to call the Emperor nude, is called Ms. Informed -- gosh so easy sensation.

Prince Harry forgat to learn from her mother some manners to avoid predation --

Mata Hari ran away with the french Cheff; Anne Bonny shot Mary Surratt, got some fibres.

Belle Starr, was left and got the trophie, making Harry's wife yeallous, calling it racist.

Ms. Informed was given to a black statue somwhere nobody really cared about. 

Even the dogs didn't wanna take a piss there, only Girl Guides and Boy Scouts, 

bringing paper flowers and virtual hugs, to ward off any Ms. Information complacist.