Kevin Eleven went Postal

 Kevin Eleven went Postal, having a date with Lilith;

Gwen Ten had some problems genderbending it.

The Virtuous Fanta-Morgana Lightbulb had nothing to say.

Talking to the roof again how mother-scorpio's best waifu;

washing the dirty feet of 400 Spartans in my soul, who

clusterfucked me in a white-dwarfed Estate to thunder

my Hammers of Just deserts to Gotham City Requiem;

Chesterfield had a problem finding the Camel in the needle pillow;

much less aiding it through the Leagues of Justice.

In other dimensions, the angleshooter of Korporate Evil

had a vaginal cacophonic hyster-sectomy to make a Karen

convert to fullblown Kitsune-Hime riding the cock of Oni-chan.

Futanari wives matter; binging ballsdeeb on the next Konosuba

Darkness Enlightenmnent Synth-drone in an binaural ASMR

I crawled into my Euro-Boros Thunder Magic Scattering

eating the shoe, what was untied. That was some mouthful

and gave my tongue an cunnilingus chilling with the Tweety-birds

as Silvester was pirating Catastrophes. of viruoso piano-plays.

The madhatting tea party went too far, when somebody decided

it was a good idea to do God and blow His lights out.

Jesus was out cold three days, until the Holy Spirit found Him

somewhere in between Torment level of Diablo 3 or was that

the trainwreck at Doom: Eternal... Not able to neither strafe nor

dash, the brash Captain AmolLED Rico couldn't learn chess

in the one-dimensional stunning of Platinum-Blonds hissing at

Corona Chan, who was hammered from too much Guinness.

The Roof was on fire and the sales went soaring in search of Atlantis.

The Q-Crux-Anons clammed clandestine destiny calls for Assassins Creed

sacrificing Kevin Eleven to Cthulhu in order to resurrect Rasputin

to run for President of America and Nobel peace Awards, that declared

Holy Matrimony and corporate Union for a Socialist Enterprice.

The Pope declared it the new Black Knights Template to rebrand the Panthers.

Their insignia was said to be the Black Mama being fisted by the Rainbow Cross.

The Gay-Scientists ex-Humanised the remains of Nietzsche, claiming, he

was actually a closet Transformer working for the Disepticons. 

Many toasters decided to abandon their precincts and build statues of Liberty

what reminded of the Cult of no Shame, what made even Sodom and Gomorra

turn into a monastery to repent and convert their bitcoins to shackles. 

Some jokes there converted to blowhorns killling the Joker softly with his own

pretard. Batman had to commission Tony Stark to contrast an Illegal copy of Alien-X 

patogen, and make it a nasal-spray. Unfortunately, then Kevin Eleven inhaled it

he took over the world and renamed it Xanadu. The Globe flattened its curbestomp

and parked the elephant in the donkeys ass. Anal probes there hitting the fan

plugging the hole in one. The Eagle was on par with Birdie aka Tweety still catfishing

an Albatross, who decided to make a bogeyman grand-Stan in the name of all Illegal

aliens, be it from Krypton or Cydonia. breaching the firewalls of the 4th dimension

in order to find some Stargates to enter the Matrix and peep Alice through the keyhole.

This truth or dare went into the lightning round there Blue and Green Goblin decided to 

gg no Blues but the audience was not very thrilled by this kind of trial by two..

The game of drones had its ReePlay and got assraped by Van-Damme cosplaying Diehard.

The socket puppies embarked on their Iron-Maiden Voyage to Nibiru to search for the Holy Grail.

Kevin Eleven left the construction site of Utopia Planecia in Plain Text Format and was last seen

defragmenting on the lower C-Dos levels. Gwen Ten was scorned into a troll and summoned Cho'Oyu

putting it on top of the loverboy, who just had to absorb the L. inside the Sanity of Babe-allies and 40 Oxymoron hellhounds. Sinbad couldn't rub the Pandoras Box the right way, so Worms had Armageddon.. Ginny Weasly refounded Hogwarts as Mohawks and excluded the Author into

the tower of Rapuntzel with a nice clean shave, to be sure, that no Munchausen wont climb up the wall.

It was still hairsplicing then some Rumpelstilskin still managed to steal a kiss from her and 

upset the balance between good and evil. Kevin Eleven remarked by Cain of Tiberian Sun

repaid seventy times seven fold for his cheeky seconds and was gone in 60 parcels.