Parental Guidance Missiles

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Parental guidance buy trance -- I don't know, how to put it in puny impudent Prudence impotent, sitting by the fence -- Hope off duty -- No offence! Takes you far and disguide as diss track lense -- I fry ants in amazed glasspool of mazing hazelnut haze. I lie and goodbye friends, to fuck better some other time... alas my suspense 5 cents as Mike Pence housed sense in common corecraft witching hour, I hived scoured tense, past the sweet and sour. Spilling Ricky Gervais and Dave Chapelle Beans, like a Monkey wrench, stopping the deus ex machina go brrr and Guy Fawkes smarty pants, had to fart for the fat chance, but no Moma in da house, made it anguish...

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Missiles primed and ready, nice and easy-G spotting the steadfast Teddy. The Bear of Presley wasn't in it and not a loli... I stealthy Judas Priest merged with Freddy, Fryday had to give Ironman a hanky and was pruning the raddish. Drones coming Homeschooled by our dues, not by parceltongue; was gilding the ladders -- daddy Midas accidentally sniffing his daughter -- thinger slipped and Oscar is Heavy!! The devil made me boo it and the rowboats rue it are grain -- training the interned, unheard sheep sheered abs sured; gored imbued the turd Ed-Edd-Eddy! I thought I saw God In Trinity College praying: "Bebop and Rocksdady!"

III

Turtles there dugging sculls, Splinter had to stall the thrall of 4th-Wall, then swarming the China, on the other side Pinball, Road-Runner and Vile E. Coyote Onlyfans could Pun. I N V the gal with glasses for the Simpsons Strength and Carrie cashed in Karening merged with Vilgax -- BigBenned 10x after Eight full meta; hollowpoint and nothing spoonfed deathnotes as "Screwtape letters". Lewis was Cease'n'decisting, Myself put on hold -- Pelagius preaching Communism the Pure Gold -- The Seals ordealed a Dean in Clicker Heroes Spiraling Embers in Kamigawa, for the cater. Magic was the next alligator, who dug his own. 

IV

No Whiteravens in the office please! NSFW Sweet Jesus Geez Louis XV -- I opened my bottle and had to wheeze on the ghost of Communism, sent me to the shadowrealm, playing cheap Yugioh cosplays and putrid dick-cheese. I don't mind the taste though; just for the show, I can throw up some drows going there and Niflheim vs Vanaheim Football -- Place your bets and butt your Press to kneedeep the Black Panther Fistpump. Wow, this cashgrabing Olympic Son of a Switch Dead Cow-Bashan, had to wash it down with the blood of widows and orphans, inbound or Wells Welled Whelming overHolms, the Supershelves being Them/Self. Taking the Camel for the needlestack as Israel was still looking fo Hay. The Pope had to write a Bulla: "Shit, why do you motherfucker slay, and don't stay the fuck out of my ashtray Ketchup chumbuckets and catchers in the rye -- MC B Tray "Some Signs from the Heathens" album was the Greatest Hits since roswell had a visitiation from Hesekiels Angels cold cases impound with hot Nephilim fucks to give his bitches Rage of Sunshine, thus say on Cummune display. 

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Defying the odds of In shoe R-mount tableflip and pull the cords of all strawhats, there pitching OnePeace Mir Higlander -- watching "Nightwatch" readers digest with Batmite and Chowder. God was laughing his Father Son(s) and Holy Ghost: "Busted!" I was doing Him real smooth, like the operator on Matrix, reloading wasted evil chicken, behind the running Fringe-Cringe stealing the Grinch for Christmas and go Homer -- Kirin in plain script but some encombant training and derailing the Levy's dry, while sobs Hustled blisters of their sisters, interesting existing on the mountains Bachelors, fasting for the Samaritans cut of Netflix or Olyphant... complains chained to the grill, there sighted, hitting the Fan of Christ on the other cheek. I stoned Myself Memed on top of Gomer, daughter of Diblaim, as did before the Prophet Elisha with the dead boy of Shunam, who had a headache -- to take the Piss off guard-duty and Fuck like Gog &Magog classy Armageddon E-Racing Z's the Golems "Yod" 

VI

Life became Death; God tohuvabohu -- The Lord purges the failed Coda, to detune: "Holy Goly Moly" inventing the Timewarp Sphere, surmising: "One more time, next alt. version will Isekai more Hentai... Thanos snapping his thingers at childbirth as Joseph was nurturing his raped wife in a barn, for no vacancy in Fathers house and this time "No God" The Gospel of No Gospel Passioned Pax Tibi to sing Estonian Pastoral songs from the Singing Revolution, combing a hairsplice stillborn fusion, and the shamed possessed to Deborah, because of reverse quoting the law. Unabomber style. Taking out many theology students and peers: "Please hit my First cheek -- Why aren't you hitting for seconds? Had you hit me for 6 times you would have won the game, but now behold! Because you teased the ToS of Yahveh and didn't heel to all a Lion shall squid the Q and devour you!!" *Beep* The Answering mashine was full of inane Black Manta ordeals, how to defeat Aquaman through his brother* (Didn't built a brothel for mermaids; kapas; sirens and nagas) and failed, thus asking God for help. What say!! I sent Lucifer The Series and Constantine, along with the Hellstrom siblings as a means to an Disney Witty Endsmeatloaf pityparlez, but the nosy parker at the prayerbooth couldn't Bileam-staredown the naked swordplay in the angels talk-no-hand jutsu; while the Donkey was Pain playing Devils advokate and allmighty Pull the Bull from its groin, loosing the spoon, luckily there was none, so nothing ventured nihilism lost. and Edenopolis won. 

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People there complimenting my Poetry, for Stunning and Brave Beraved Brevity Bling, also mentioning the acute Cuteness persecuting my Tsundere moodswing. They didn't even give me a triggerwarning TwT WTF My BitchLegion of Demons went over 9000!! filled with succubi; Kemuri-Haru-Yuki-Kiri-Nike-Onna and murderlust, fermenting; gallivanting and contempting for Adams Apples, as the best Nobel Peace Price Award! No Pecatore salutant!! The positive reinforcement gave me sus bad vibrations pending on possessing the anthill to all you can eat out of a halfassed pussy. the ShamanKing was dripping on a white russian triple shot with black coffee straight and narrow. the broken dreams and Cupid's misled arrows beating shadowboxing George Soros and W. Bush having to Carrow's Law an offence, on behalf of the Maiden and score: "Divorce!" For nihilism saves!! Son of Kalev was still defeated and limbless, trying to roadkill-scare people away from Hell... But the neese was still raped; dead on suicide; her boyfriend dead by his hand in a barfight, for trying to defend her honour; to thank for the awesome blade, the Blacksmith the Grooms Father, made in Finland.... At least, his curse could cather... And the Moraled Parental Guidance Missile receiving 9000 + and counting Ahegao face on UWU "None Shall Pass; Mindbreaking is nothing for you not wanna go there, while downpraying the bondage foreplays You have to go through Me!! >////////< Dining on the Doorknob of Hell Gangbang style. Can I get a broken Halleluyah?