Silent Knight song (Holy Night parody)

 Written to combat religious intolerance

Holy Knight, silent Blight 

all unfazed stillborn sighed. 

Take your time to summon Kthulhu; 

infancy preached to sheeple holy fools! 

Rest in Tormented Pain; 

Rest in Peaces enchained!! 

Holy Knight, sire, you aint; 

contradites shepherd in quakes... 

Gory streams of heathens and tzars; 

Heavenly hosts sing: "Halleluyah!" 

Christ the Saviour is born -- 

all children in street sundered torn!! 

Holy Knight, fervent upright; 

cast all affront off my sight! 

Radiate beams of glee -- despair 

shall be those, who'd not repent! 

Wail: "Thus sayeth thy Lord!!"

Pray: "Peace for the Kingdom of God..."