Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Snow-White and the Seven Dwarfs

 A Big Corpo wants to monetize an old alt. but everything has been tried before. How about cast snow-white as an 14 year old Autistic girl, who has a delusion of being snow-white and befriends Seven Brothers -- cause now you can use the book "Seven Brothers" and appear witty Novel written by Estonian Aleksis Kivi at 1870... Who are also the youngest about 11 until the eldest is 19  to be the mal-nourished mineworkers Strike breakers, because adults refused to work on those conditions and terms and what animosity they received from the adult Unions because of that. You could cast the Evil Stepmom as the Union Boss, who dost not like such independent competition etc. So many things could be said and done, allowing dwarfs to have wholesome roles. What you say, Mr. Dinklage. Is it still cliche and "a dwarves in a cave story"? Investigate the relationship between the Seven Brothers, who foster the delusional 14 year old autistic girl, thinking she is Snow-White. Which would be a wonderful reference to "Bridge to Terabithia" 2007  You don't always have to make the fairy tale, as long you "imagine" it. So those Seven Brothers, let "Snow White" play mommy, because they cannot cook, and they need somebody, who they can trust, to take care of their stuff, that the Union dost not steal or sabotage it, while they are working for the Mine-owner, them being the Stike-breakers and not allowing to  negotiate better terms and wages. Wouldn't that be a more wholesome story? Mr. Tinklage! This could even be you, playing there, as one of the Seven Brothers or as The Huntsman, who has pitty on Snow-White, and doesn't kill her off, as Evil Step-Mother/Union Boss ordered. You could be discount parody Jon Whick who has a change of heart and joins the independents and not the Union to fight with the windmills like Don Quichotte having an unfinished business with your own hopes and dreams. A dwarf wanting to be Big Boy -- The Big Sheriff of Nottingham etc. The choices are endless, instead of removing the dwarfs altogether if you hate the cartoon versions. What do you say, Mr. Dinklage are you game or are you still about "There are dragons..."? (xXx Triple X movie reference) You get to even have childish plays, who gets to marry Snow-White, because the story talks about young boys, from the Aleksis Kivi novel standpoint. Try to tell me, people would not be interested in it. Just try, I double dare you <3 UWU 

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