Enviral Mentalist

 Trying to outwit the Matrix, while never breaking the laws; 

Karening on others mistakes, while running ten thingers sucks!

Take the boot, licker -- Man up, and show some real jaws;

cowards drink no champaigne, but lone wolves edging shotgun blows!

If you think too much Enviral Mentalism, of what ado Bears on Market Fucks; 

you don't got, what it takes, for looking backs, get your Maid on Betacucks!!

The World wont be saved by soy latte, but Extra shot-espresso Cocoa; Chocolate bars.

Show me what you got and make your worsed shot, I eat demons for cereals; 

curses for Br(uh)unch und fake Christians in the Evening! Yah don't impress me!

Release your mind and know Yourself! Do Your thing and get off the Unreal

shelf, there you fap on others ordeal and worthy conquests accomplished deals...

Be your own White or Dark Knight -- The Heroine or Femme Fatale in thee. 

Loose your burka and marry your own Hopes and Dreams, like Elisabeth Englanded!

Shoot the Moon, for who wants to live Forever, while never daring a Fiendish burial.

Be your own partner in Crime and do your Time, for yours worthy Super-Pursuit;

K.I.T.T wasn't made in a day and Mr.T didn't work out a minute, Man -- get cracking!

Bust some nuts and be done with it, I want no excuses, in a John Smith druncated suit;

what do these agents of Influenza, coming up from Menza, Buttercup scorching your Fruit

of the Tree of Bounties!! What on Earth possessed thou to heed those nossirs hacking?

You be the swashbuckler, they never dared to dream, in their Nightmares, lacking

ture courage and spines and heart, to be their inner child and roaring lion crude!!