IGN or Rant

 IGN can't take it, then you pant: "Exited to start playing the game after reviewing it!"

SJW: "Why are you taking a dump on us?" while taking a dump on the gamers. 

Have you ever heared of love thyself like others! No? That is the Nude Emperors shit; 

the checked pronouns privileged High Tower got dismantled, and know you loving greenlit!!

IGNite the dynamite to Fortnite the Ulterior Blights, who swore not to be Altright but defamers...

posing consequenches to others, while not being able to quench a single drop of ink is  for lamers. 

IGNorant to transplant the Reesplaining I can't stant on -- why don't thou Stanton and ride your grid!

IGN want's to be above the rabble -- did the demagogues prevail -- feelings got mangled, shocker!

check your Privilege -- Lord Almighty, who you wanna Rapuntzel the low and high-horsed Alpingales; 

When you tear Ultear motives out Mans tongue, you haven't cilenced Tyrions liar, cockblockers 

prove, they are afraid, what might be said, thus prolonged turmoil against thou maddened bars.

Will you Rant or be tolerant -- You calls racism like shotgun on backseets, to pass on the blames. 

Why can't you do your thing, instead knocking others 10 cents, having one? No Talent! No Game!!

There is no gain pertain the hype-train, others are Karenin(Aang) under the bus(H) for Hookers.

How many Scatmans dost it take to Johns the IGN out? IGN or Rant, that is there the question!

Review the Mountaindew, after you have drank it, not before like ESP on crew and MTG-stew; 

The brew must be blue or ew -- some askew thus: "What if its not politically correct?" Suggestion: 

Walk your own path, in your own zone, and leave the doggies in their safe spaces and -words scion! 

Those, who don't accept the soil, to groom and grow, may them wither and go away -- no rule

Deus ex Machina will rue Alice in chains for Disneyworld Nightmates, vehemently boiling glue.

That's there all the Horses gone, and all the flowers of Marlene Dietrich and the German Prude