Saturday, June 26, 2021

How to make meaningful commercializing?

 People hate commercials! Because its like trying to buy milk, and somebody jumps in the way and holds you, to preach you their thing, then you get your milk and want to check out, and somebody else holds and preaches on you... that its at best, then are the times, you buy milk, and you also have to buy a loaf of bread as a sample, because being prompted to or being value-shamed through this or that kind of commercial, because the store had an agenda to hustle. Could this go any easier, there the customer gets the merchandize without having to go postal? 

What does a commercial want to achieve? That people buy your product! For this, it must be understandable, what you are selling and why should it be bought. Many times, watching a commercial, I get confused, because I cannot tell, if that person wants to bible me, or does he actually sell me something. That can happen, if you try to be too laid back and hip; like the people etc. Stop that! Better be yourself and learn to make your audience, then fake being something, you cannot, and what also sifts and changes in time. Nobody can be youthful forever -- eventually you grow up. That is the problem of commercials. You don't mind about growing up. People aren't boxes, what remain closed -- they are more connected focal-points, what relate energy sparks. And those relations can mean, that your product gets bought, or not bought; receive positive/negative shoutouts. 

A good commercial fits 30 seconds to 2 minutes. It can be skipped after 5 seconds and is separated from another commercial at least 30 minutes. People buy merchandize not commercials. You can give commercials, because of peoples tolerance levels. Don't exceed the tolerance level!! Its like the pesky door ro door salesman, who cant receive the NO! from you. If you do commercials right, people will look it up and them get traffic, which means more people will commercialize on your store. If you do it wrong, less people will tune in for your stuff and thus less people will buy commercial space. Why would you shoutout, then nobody goes there? Remember what you're doing, and what commercials say, you're doing -- don't make those two messages clash!! Because if you do, its like a priest being caught with pedophilia. People will tune out in drowes and never look back!! Don't try to do everything -- specializing is key, as long as you don't get into a too narrow nishe. It is annoying to buy ice-cream in a hardware store -- I know, it can be helpful on a hot day, but it turns me off. If I have a chance, I rather buy from a store, I can understand the concept, what doesn't creep me out... Seeing Ice-Cream and Soda sold in a Hardware store creeps me out. Whats next -- a veggie and smoothie stand? If you're a hardware store, obviously your commercials are along that line -- you don't shoutout groceries! If a customers starts asking questions to verify your autenticity, you have already lost at least one customer, because you have a exclamation mark standing idle in your vendor space for all to notice, not going anywhere. Why are you doing this to you? 

People don't like being offered stuff, unless asked, or that it gets moved into a new area. If you gonna do that, notify the regulars ahead to avoid stress. Stressed customers are leaving customers. I really love those terminals -- yes, there is something Whiteraven actually likes in a Supermarket, shocker -- there you log in via client card, to see your personalized offers. Is it too much to ask, to make all those paper commercials go there, to help the environment -- my garbage bill would surely rejoice and garbage man, grunting about the photocopy paper ruining his day... Also putting the recycling of bottles on the same card is more meaningful, than collecting those checks, what only last so long, before the UV light makes them unreadable. Getting them on the client card helps a long way, giving the customer credit, he can only use in this store. Why am I even talking this obvious shit? It should be implemented!! All stores should have change automats, to get rid of your useless change or get some if needed, because banks cuck you whenever you try to put them on your account, charging impossible fees, for having to do their actual job!! Perhaps some regulations, taking their privilege off, will make them change their attitude... There are no real people in banks and stores anymore. I rather starve than buy from a mashine, because them don't pay taxes. Mine are already high enough! I will start boycotting all those stores, who's mashine to vendor ratio is negative. I need social relation then buying stuff, even if I don't speak a single word, it is already meaningful to me. A store, what goes all tech, is an enemy! Imagine a big farming field without trees around it. Then comes the wind and pushes the fruitful soil away. Now you have a barren broken wasteland. Big Corpos are the trees, what keep the fruitful soil(workers) rooted in. Either we work together or I fuck you up!! What's it gonna be? Globalisation and the travel of workforce is the enemy, because it takes your resources away. Don't underestimate the loyalty and fervor of a seasoned worker, compared to a I-phone thumping NPC SJW who has nothing better to do, than bitch; moan and doxx his companions, for not receiving well any kind of criticism. 

I really hate those hounds, that offer me insurance. People have different monetary abilities, and if I get shamed enough like that, I will seek a more friendly store, there I don't get startled like that, and don't have to feel anxiety for having empty wallet syndrome!! All those kind of rabid dogs should have their own kennel -- if those hounds would offer their commercials, then you enter their territory, which can be respectfully avoided, not are put in front of the entrance, there you have to cross paths with them at least once, there would be more positive interaction. Change this hound with a raving bible salesman, and you understand, what the problem here is! I thought I came into a respectful establishment, not a bootcamp to join some cult!! And this kind of mixed signals are the reasons, people don't like commercials, because lazy overpaid PR guys cannot get their shit together... perhaps the PR guy needs to live 6 months on minimum wage to get the message through. And I do mean the Estonian one not the American one! What can you do with 500-700 euros? That is your average market span, your customers have. So you must market to this, not expect people to have 5000 euros of money to spend each month, because of Seven Credit Card Dystopia!! There should be a law against people owning more than one credit card or their credit level exceeding their wage. Living is expencive, so lets deduct that from the minimum wage; transportation is expencive, deduction; and then you are left 200-300 euros what people can spend, if youre lucky. If the society had plenty of mom and pops stores and middle class vendors, there would be no problem. People would diversify their needs and can be more happy in the big store, without feeling shame, for not fitting in. Most sales don't take place, for no divercity; lack of competition and excessive shaming. 

Kierkegaard has already pointed out, if you address a NPC in the crowd it becomes a person and relates his Individual side, not peer-pressure. Is it too much to ask, to give some people meaningful ways to dance in front of the audience, like in Charleys Angels, the blond chick did? The best commercials are done by customers themselves Karaoke style. Why are big corpos evading that?? Don't they like money? Huff, I didn't know! Lord Jesus Christ has said: "A man who has blessed you, cannot curse you in the same sentence!" Make people able to bless their stuff, their buying and you can save in marketing costs. If somebody gives a good grade to your product, ask them a survey why. A short essay, why this product made their day. And you can put out the better ones, what gave you most feedback. Job well done! Everybody wants to be happy, going to a convinience store -- its even in the name. Its for My, the customers, Convinience!! Why do I need painkillers, to go to such a store, because I get my eyes raped just as I enter it? Somebody rip the soul out of that character, who takes responcibility of them stores being so hideous!! What are those pannels, called commercials supposed to show? Are they to hide the cameras; their line of sight or ward off evil spirits?! I have to shut out my optics every time, then I go to a store, and visualize my route, to get my stuff and be done with it. Because its like going to Hell for me, every single time, I have to go to a Supermarket. I absolutely Hate it!! Everything is done wrong!! I could fuck it better, but since I worked at a supermarket as security and then my suggestions there offended, I wont even tell you how... lets just say, people spend more money, if they wanna be somewhere, not if they feel anxiety and a sense of ominous foreboding... Have a nice day <3 UWU

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