The Olyphant in the Broom

 Homage to Timothy David Olyphant, I got a message to you! (Insert the dwarf singing Ginny's loveletter to Harry Potter meme here) 

We Pride ourselves to groom, the Olyphant in the broom; 

hitting up men and women alike, to live free and die hard! 

Deadwood Crazies, cutting Damages, gone in 60's shrooms -- 

as the shrouds of Fame tame yours Scream 2!! 

I salute you, nobel Knight of Valour and Orchards; 

may you exalt thyself furthermore off the chart!! 

Non plus ultra, per aspera at astra, has been thy actors boon. 

Its raining memes, but real Men cast aside Dreams; 

the Olyphant in the Broom, shooting from the hit -- 

Reigning supreme in the Jester ordeal relived... 

To Entertain and have no bald face as bullshit relieves; 

such is the nobel art of an Actor -- a Star on the grid! 

Remember your children and wife, take a grip; 

sabaticals as important than Blockbusters on grieves. 

May the Norse Star be with you, hold your course! 

Many midgets have kicked off the ladder at Tyr's hand; 

then their War Craft couldn't Hobbit Dragons Impulse, 

with cloaks of invisibility, thus implodes!! 

I implore You, be a True Giant and a Tywin Grandstand: 

the Olyphant in the Broom, who nobody expected to land! 

May you get your fill and cast mighty shadows across shores!!